karinzany:

The Commander’s Silly Rabbit

4yuel:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar

bacteria-alex:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

There are some elderly people near me in this restaurant and two of them started talking about their trans nephew really affectionately… maybe there is good in this world……

One of the old women was joking about how she “just can’t figure out what he’s gonna do next!” because her nephew is “so energetic.” The man she’s with was talking about how confident he is on testosterone compared to how “depressed and introverted” he was before “getting on the stuff.” I love this so much. Shout out to supportive old people.

hellsmell:

I’m so normal about them

grox:

Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

catfindr:

catfindr:

this is my cat lyra, she is obsessed with my brother’s leather boots. she has what we call “boot time” which is when my brother leaves them out so she can rub her face all over them and drool because she’s a weirdo. as you can see in the picture she really loves these specific boots.

weird-little-book-lover:

Zira having Crowley put the gun down in s1 is much funnier to me after s2

“Yes, yes, let’s not do that again”

Originally posted by crowleys-shades

brashtea:

ALT

watching season 5 has me thinking Guillermo didn’t consider the consequences of becoming a vampire enough

dduane:

Okay, now I’m feeling vindictive

This is worse, in its way, than the pornbots.

Here’s something that turned up in my ask box just now.

…So. You’ve all seen these. Some of them are genuine. Lots aren’t.

Here’s where their message leads:

…Okay. The first warning sign: this account is about 3 days old.

But the second: searching on the details of the plea for help via Google, what do we find but…

…Poor Macaroni has repeatedly been hit by cars, and has repeatedly suffered busted femurs, since 2015.

“This,” as the saying goes, “starts to look like carelessness.” :/

Taking advantage of the kindness of strangers this way is vile… and plainly there’s no shortage of people willing to indulge.

So: yeah, I’ll be delighted to help the OP get some more traction on this! You betcha. By:

Blocking. Reporting. Reporting to PayPal as well. And dropping @staff a note, when I have a moment. Because allowing this stuff to prosper here just invites more people to try it on. :/

…Pass the news around, friends. (“And call it Macaroni.”)

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

tumblr punk problems: Can you still be punk if you are a Mormon missionary
real punk problems: YO!!! ANYONE GOT A LINE ON TODDLER PISS??? SPEEDBALL MIKE HAS TO KEEP HIS NEW MOHEL’S ASSISTANT GIG UNTIL HE CAN PAY OFF THE COUNTY FOR THAT ILLEGAL ROADWORK AND GET HIS TRUCK BACK. CAN’T PAY CASH BUT HIS EX-WIFE IS HOLDING

Speedball Mike, Whom Sobriety Forgot is a pillar of his community but he keeps trying to paint bike lanes into local intersection and community service is against his religion so he owes the county a lot of money. They stole his truck while he was doing it once and he’s too stupid to realize they’re not allowed to hold his truck hostage so he got a job helping a mohel circumcise babies. The mohel is an old college buddy of the most stressed-out transsexual woman you’ll ever meet in your life. He doesn’t know Speedball Mike from adam but he likes his drive and energy. That kid’s going places, thinks the mohel, not knowing that he mostly goes any given place to buy meth, or rescue unemployable weirdos from the consequences of their own actions, or perform illegal roadwork

Unaccountably, Speedball Mike is a lamed-vavnik. If he stopped getting high, God’s grace would turn away from the earth

systemdeez:

Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. “I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me.” Like okay good luck with that.